Over 102967

Mustach Demotivational Poster

WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - comes great responsibility

Nietzsche -

TAGS: mustache
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Doug

NAPalm - September 8, 2008, 3:34 am
dude, this is my wallpaper now
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 11:21 am
his chin too, wtf
Sean - May 9, 2008, 1:04 pm
This is pretty funny, Doug. And the little Nietsche that I have read tells me that it is true.

CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.

TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Shuteabaker

Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl Ass why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none

MUSTACHE CLUB - The first rule of Mustache Club is... don't be in Mustache Club

TAGS: funny club mustache
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by copperpaul

Sean - May 29, 2010, 1:31 pm
Hilarious poster. Cool punchline. Totally worthy of the pic. But now a sobering thought: whatta the odds that there isn't at least one aunt and/or a sister (of this clan) who are breaking rule #1 of mustache club?
agdaniele - May 27, 2010, 2:41 am
LMFAO! This is gold!


TAGS: mustache epidemic children wytch
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Wytch

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:34 pm
It looks like Daffy Duck was here!

MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE - When selecting ones facial hair it pays to think through the consequences Like how much soup do you eat?

TAGS: jake day mustach choices
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Chef

R.S.Jake - June 10, 2010, 10:39 am
Sad thing is...I love soup. But on the bright side, I get to keep tasting it all day long! Goes for other things too...good and bad.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 12:10 am
You just need some of my moustache wax


TAGS: beer mustache blonde dirty sanchez
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Bull

Cloudchaser - March 23, 2011, 9:28 am
Agreed. Guinness Draught tastes to me like it was literally flavored with pencil lead :-P
djinnyf - March 23, 2011, 9:22 am
Kinda gross! And out of nowhere!! Imagination...... xx
alldayfighter - March 23, 2011, 8:58 am
looks more like a filthy sanchez...
Bull - March 23, 2011, 12:55 am
What's the difference?
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
I will not vote on this one... as it's either offensive, or really offensive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 8:21 pm
she might forget how, but it's still gonna taste the same. 5L


TAGS: blind dates hot tub mustache redneck
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by prosti82

Derek - December 8, 2009, 4:05 pm
You know he's filled a tub with it...


TAGS: milk mustache
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by CANADA

spacedog - March 12, 2010, 6:24 pm
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 3:42 pm
thanks guys
Airman - March 12, 2010, 10:57 am
gotta give this a disturbing 5 hail marys
Fatt Matt - March 12, 2010, 10:56 am
HA! hahahahaha!
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 2:52 am
Pat's place.
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 2:45 am
but the poster looks weird. I made it in Paint
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 2:44 am
Thanks aggy!
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 2:43 am
sonofabitch.... not only are you a great guy, you're funny, witty, have a great girl, and.... are an epic motifaker! 5 terribly cruel lions! Nailed it!

MUSTACHE RIDES - He's Giving Them


TAGS: agdaniele mustache
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - February 2, 2011, 9:05 am
does he still hang out on the strip and charge 5 cents a ride? 5L
culos - February 1, 2011, 4:59 pm
Are you talking about his morning wank so he can increase his stamina later that day???

MUSTACHE RIDES - They're Both About To Take One

TAGS: mustache ride sexy chicks
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

PixieStickNinja - January 11, 2010, 7:41 pm
I suspected!
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 7:23 pm
that's culos back there!!!

AWESOME MUSTACHE - I wonder if this guy has any candy for the children?

TAGS: mustache
Rating: 1.42/5

More motifakes by Lippy

LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 4:13 pm
Another oversight: nothing on this site is "awesome"...the correct Motifake Dictionary term is "Amsome"
Sauce? - February 10, 2009, 4:07 pm
He's out of regulations (he's wearing ABUs and thus he is a member of the airforce. Here is the AFI quote. "Will not extend downward beyond the lip line of the upper lip or extend sideways beyond a vertical line drawn upward from both corners of the mouth
Agamemnon218 - August 29, 2008, 8:33 pm
Free candy? No. Free mustache rides? HELL YES!
Sean/douche/fag/cunt muscle - June 29, 2008, 12:28 pm
Three cheers for Rudy. He saved Motifake.
Rud - June 29, 2008, 3:50 am
yeah...but for some reason he is still using it
TigerKid - June 28, 2008, 11:44 pm
Wouldn't "douching" Motifake imply that he is in fact cleansing it of unwanted or unnecessary substances?
Rudy - June 28, 2008, 11:10 pm
remember this you over sensitive cunt muscle....just because your pussy hurts...doesn't mean his does or that he even has one. now are you done "DOUCHING" up motifake? because people like you are what makes this place suck with your stupid ass comments
Rudy - June 28, 2008, 11:10 pm
Sean/douche/fag, do you know this gentleman? well i do and i can say that this is in fact a picture of a good guy...who laughed his ass off when he saw it! I understand that people these days get offended by things that don't directly effect them...but
Sean/douche/fag - June 28, 2008, 12:59 pm
Yer all class, Rudy. It's not the title that sucks, it's the suggestion that this guy is a child molester ... are you ok with that? That's what the text implies. It is a good picture of a guy who doesn't deserve to be called that.
Rudy - June 28, 2008, 7:30 am
I think the poster rocks. don't let douches like this sean fag get you down lippy. he is just jealous because he probably can't even grow a mustache
Sean - June 27, 2008, 1:53 pm
Shitty poster man. There's nothing "molester" about that stache. Way to douche up Motifake just a little bit/whole lot more.
DieInAFireKThx - June 27, 2008, 12:53 pm
No, though if you ask nice he's got this *killer* RPG he'll let you play with just once...

THE COVETED MUSTACHE AWARD: - because some people just like to rock the 'stache.

SALOME VORFAS - Even with a mustache, she's hotter than most women around

TAGS: vorfas women mustache
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

Sean - September 4, 2009, 12:13 am
DIRTY SANCHEZ That's NOT how it's done ya pretentious bastard ... but uhmmm, do you still have her number?
spacedog - September 4, 2009, 12:10 am
Lol. This one is gonna put CANADA back into the corner.

GOOD IDEAS - Everybody has one now and then

MOTORBOAT - Jake always leaves a lasting impression.

SO MUCH WIN IN A MUSTACHE - I'm sorry, but even his mustache is better than you.

TAGS: mustache uzi epic awesome dude
Rating: 1.53/5
agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 11:02 pm
How's it going, pzy?
pzykosiz - August 25, 2010, 10:56 pm
now that you mention it, not really
agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 10:54 pm
You expect someone to own up to this?
pzykosiz - August 25, 2010, 10:47 pm
more garbage. sorry - no name, no lions
agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 9:49 pm

EDITOR - Pedro Jansen is it

IM SORRY WHAT DID YOU SAY? - I must-ashe you to repeat that

TAGS: mustache
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Krickit


R.S. JAKE - Voted most mustachioed senior at Motifake High.

TAGS: r s jake mustache
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:10 pm
Tokin, you win. 5L

inquiry -

ACCOLADES CAN BECOME SCARY - Over the top or downright bizzare

TAGS: jakes mustach stalker
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Chef

Derek - June 10, 2010, 6:07 am
I don't see what's wrong with it! The usual "cup" is equally outsized. You're just biased. Harumph!

CREEPSTACHE - It's catching on.

TAGS: mustache creep amazing
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by b

Claire - October 9, 2009, 6:47 pm
Dear God, they're clones!
fapman - October 7, 2009, 6:44 pm
that chick on the far left looks very tappable